GETQUIZZED.GETROASTED.GETSMARTER.
Study for your exams while an angry AI roasts you and explains everything like you're an idiot.
- Real exam-style questions
- Study like it's a game
Correct. Don't celebrate. That was the easy one.
THE EXAMINER WAKES UP IN
Waitlist walks in first, and pays less. Latecomers get roasted.
YOUR REVISION ISN'T WORKING. YOU KNOW IT.
Re-reading notes is procrastination with extra steps. Here's why grades keep “surprising” people.
Highlighting isn't learning
You've re-read the same page five times and retained none of it. Passive revision feels productive. That's the trap.
Generic apps ask generic questions
Your exam has a specific board, spec code and question style. Flashcards about “science” won't save you in an AQA paper.
You find out too late
The worst place to discover your gaps is the exam hall. You need something that finds them weeks earlier, and doesn't sugar-coat it.
NOT A STUDY APP. A BOSS FIGHT.
A personal examiner who knows your spec, writes your questions, marks your answers, and never lets you coast.
Revision that plays like a game
Each topic becomes a level to clear, ramping from Rookie warm-ups to a final Boss Exam. XP, streaks and ranks turn “I should revise” into “one more mission”, so you actually open the app tonight.
New questions, real exam style
Every question is original, written to match the exact style, format and difficulty of your board's real exams. Inspired by the real thing, never copied from a paper.
Roasts that make marks stick
Miss a question and the Examiner tears your answer apart, then rebuilds it in plain English with a jab you won't forget. A dry mark scheme slides off your brain. A roast doesn't.
Beat the Boss Exam first
Difficulty ramps to a final boss covering everything. Beat it here so the real paper feels like a rematch you already won.
EVERYTHING IN YOUR ARSENAL
Six screens built to drag your grades up. Here's what unlocks the day the doors open.
Battle Plan
Every exam gets a countdown and a day-by-day plan, so you always know what to grind and when.
Performance
Mastery per topic, accuracy over time, and exactly where you'll bleed marks. No participation trophies.
Leaderboard
Climb the ranks against other students and gloat responsibly. Shy? Hide yourself with one tap.
Missions
Your whole syllabus as a mission path, from Rookie warm-ups to the Boss Exam.
Review
Every question you got wrong, archived forever. Face your mistakes until they stop being mistakes.
Achievements
Climb a rank ladder and unlock badges for streaks, comebacks and clean sweeps.
THREE STEPS TO THE FRONT ROW
Zero effort now. Zero mercy later.
Claim your spot
Drop your email below. Ten seconds, no card, mildly annoys the Examiner.
Bag your launch discount
On 16 August 2026 the waitlist walks in first and locks in a discount the public never gets.
Start your campaign
Pick your exam and start clearing missions. Your first roast lands within minutes.
EXAMS ON THE HIT LIST AT LAUNCH
Day one, 16 August 2026. Pick your exam and board, and the Examiner builds a campaign of original questions modelled on the style of the real exam.
The UK's stress festival before A-Levels.
The exams that decide your UCAS fate.
Convincing college you're worth the trouble.
College credits earned the hard way. 37 courses.
SCHOOL & UNIVERSITY EXAMS TOO
No board? No problem. Upload your syllabus, notes or slides and the Examiner builds a custom mission campaign for any class exam, from Year 9 biology to a university mechanics final.
More UK boards (OCR, WJEC/Eduqas, CCEA) join the fight after launch.
THE ANGRY EXPLAINER
@theangryexplainer
Half a million people already learn this way: angry explanations that stick because they sting a little. The Angry Examiner is that same voice, except now it quizzes you back.
QUESTIONS? TYPICAL.
Fine. Ask away.
When exactly does it launch?
16 August 2026. Waitlist invites go out first, in waves, then the public doors open. Joining the list is the only way to be in the first wave.
What do I get for joining the waitlist?
Two things that matter: an exclusive launch discount on the paid plans, and early access before the public, so you skip the queue on day one. Plus one heads-up email when your invite is ready, and zero spam in between.
Will it be free?
There's a free plan at launch, with real questions and full roast explanations included. Paid tiers unlock more exams, voice narration and analytics, priced for students, not banks.
Which exams are covered at launch?
GCSE and A-Levels (AQA and Edexcel UK), the SAT, and all 37 AP courses, plus custom campaigns for school and university exams built from your own materials. More UK boards follow after launch.
Are these real past-paper questions?
No, and that's on purpose. Every question is original, written by the AI to match the style, format and difficulty of your exam. Think practice inspired by the real thing, not copied from any paper, so you get unlimited exam-realistic questions without memorising an answer key.
Is the roasting… mean?
It's pantomime-villain mean, never actually cruel. The Examiner mocks your mistakes, not you, and every jab comes bolted to the explanation that fixes it. You remember what made you laugh.
READY TO GET ROASTED?
16 August 2026. The Examiner is warming up his slapping hand. Be on the list when the doors open, or explain to him why you were late.